Hurricane Terrell Owens misses Bay Area
ESPN is reporting Terrell Owens has signed with the Buffalo Bills, so Raiders fans can breathe easy. It’s like he’s burning bridges to every part of the country and gradually retreating. West Coast? Out. East Coast? Done. South? Forget it. After he inevitably tangles with (Stanford grad!) Trent Edwards, he’ll end up playing for the Edmonton Eskimos. It’s cool. They only have three downs in the CFL, so there’s tons more passing, so he’ll be super happy. And they have free health care, which means easier access to pain pills!
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By Peter on Saturday, March 7th, 2009 at 1:38 pm.
Tags: San Francisco 49ers