Andre Smith to the Niners? The man boobs cometh
Could the Niners draft Andre Smith at No. 10? The draft stock of the Alabama OT dropped to the depths after his man boobs flippy-floppied around at his pro day Wednesday. But the Niners need offensive linemen, and they like Smith. At the very least, it’ll be great blog fodder if the guy who beat out even Phil Mickelson for sports’ Best Moobs comes to Candlestick. SacBee
Jamal Crawford’s agent calls out Nellie, saying it’s just “Nellie being Nellie.” For his next feat, Nellie will jump off the scorers’ table and high-five a fan. Inside the Warriors. Oh, and the Dubs won tonight. Two in a row, this is getting nuts.
Al Davis and the Raiders sent a bizarre letter to Tennessee in January outlining Lane Kiffin’s faults. Just in case the Vols were wondering. Davis accused Kiffin of “actively supplying information about the team to its opponents.” Yeah, information like “Al Davis is an asshole.” Talking Points
Oregon football coach Mike Bellotti, who started his career with stops at CSU-Hayward, UC Davis and Chico State, handed the coaching job to Chip Kelly and will move a few offices over as the AD. Register-Guard
Stanford names a new tree. The process was secretive, so we don’t know if the winner yelled “Bonsai!” when he won. … Tree jokes, you gotta love ‘em. Deadspin
Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs offered this dead-on impression of Tim Lincecum at a recent event. I didn’t know Lincecum actually played cricket.

July 3rd, 2009 at 6:17 am
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