Look at T-Pain, he’s on a golf cart
If you came to San Jose on your boat last night and expected to see Lil Wayne and T-Pain, you got the former but not the latter. T-Pain didn’t show for the concert, possibly because of a golf cart accident, and possibly because he lost some teeth in said golf cart accident.
This is not totally substantiated, the source being a will call worker at HP Pavilion and this blog post about a radio report. And I have a hard time believing anybody who spells “yesterday” as “jesterday.”
But if true, this raises some very important questions: Why is T-Pain golfing? Does he break out the 3-wood from 250 or lay up? Will he now use one of his busted gold teeth as a ball marker? Is the top hat a help or a hindrance to a full swing? Oh, and what exactly was he doing on that golf cart, drinking with Bill Murray?
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By Peter on Saturday, March 28th, 2009 at 10:33 am.