Cyborg Crabtree will destroy the NFL
In this fun little Subway video (it’s hardly advertising at all!), new 49ers receiver Michael Crabtree reveals the five reasons he has good hands. Not included: “Treatment with baby seal blubber” and “Not exactly master of my domain.”
Crabtree also sneers in the face of the “diva” tag by comparing himself to Jerry Rice, Michael Irvin and Randy Moss in the same breath. After Glazer asks him who he would compare his hands to, Crabtree responds “I’m gonna say Jerry Rice. I think he got the best hands.”
Glazer: I think that’s a pretty good assessment.
Crabtree: I probably maneuver through a defense, probably, like Michael Irvin. I probably got strength like Anquan Boldin.
Glazer: So you’re pretty much a cyborg, is what you’re saying.
Crabtree: I probably got the deep route like Randy Moss! Hey, I’m trying to put ‘em all together and make one person.
What would this cyborg Crabtree mecha-receiver look like? Welllll…
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By Peter on Sunday, May 3rd, 2009 at 7:16 pm.
Tags: San Francisco 49ers
May 3rd, 2009 at 11:29 pm
What about TO’s mouth for getting himself into trouble…cyborg my ass