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For all of you out there with mothers, you might want to call them. It’s Mother’s Day. And the Merc’s Ann Killion has a nice little Mother’s Day treat: A profile of Mike Singletary and his wife, Kim.

Turns out Singletary is pretty much the same fiery guy at home that he is in the locker room. He has a family “mission statement” on the wall and is “always asking (Kim) to map out our top five goals for the next five years.” The mission statement starts with “This is the home of champions.” Who wouldn’t get jacked up for chemistry homework with that on the wall?

No word on the family’s top five goals, but we here at the Bay Area Sports Blog have gotten an exclusive look at Singletary’s personal top goals entering his first full season as 49ers coach. We heard he wrote this list in backwards text and stapled it to his chest, so he could see it in the mirror when he wakes up.

Mike Singletary’s top five goals for the next five years

5. Turn “Mt. Pain” into a whole range. Hike Run it.

4. Lobby Webster’s to get rid of asinine spelling of “physical.” Should be “fysical.”

3. Hit more people in the mouth.

2. Call Letterman. Politely ask him what’s so f@%$ing funny about this.

1. Win the Super Bowl. Take trophy to Baylor, put it down on desk, tell athletic director “Can’t do it? Did it.”

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By Peter on Sunday, May 10th, 2009 at 11:40 am.
Tags: San Francisco 49ers