Serena Williams theme song said to include ego-massaging trumpets, fanfare
Serena Williams knows: You aren’t truly a star until you have your own theme song. Your own Nike logo? Meh. Your own clothing line? What-ever. It’s all about the theme song baby.
Williams will debut her new theme song at the Bank of the West Classic at Stanford in late July. We’re not sure exactly how that will work. Will she come on for her first match in a robe and a trainer squirting water into her mouth, dancing side to side as her theme song is played? Will they play it over the PA at The Taube at half-volume, with polite clapping to follow? We’re unsure, but buy your tickets now!
The theme song was determined through a contest on Ludacris’ site, WeMix.com. The winner is chosen but the link doesn’t seem to work, or they’re keeping us in suspense. And it is suspenseful, believe you us. You can hear all the finalists here, and they range from women-empowerment themes to bootylicious beats. Speaking of the latter, we really hope “Franchise” won, not just because he sort of shares a handle with the Freakanchise himself.
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By Peter on Monday, June 29th, 2009 at 10:00 am.