In case this photo illustration doesn’t make sense, UFL = America
Happy day of American independence everyone! On this special day, we think of baseball, hot dogs, fireworks, the founding fathers, and … the United Football League.
According to this glorious post at UFL Access, the new league, despite its destiny in failure and its craving for Michael Vick, is the epitome of freedom, liberty, and of course, the pursuit of happiness money.
America has mastered free enterprise like no other civilization to date. The tradition of economic freedom in America has yielded a sense of competitiveness and economic success unparalleled in the world. The American sports industry is certainly no exception to the competitiveness of the American free market, which has given way to some of the best sports products the world has to offer.
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The UFL is the next competitor in a long line of NFL challengers. Whether or not the UFL will achieve its goals remains to be seen, but regardless of how the masses view the UFL, consumers should root for the concept.
We’re rooting for the concept, and for Vick to come to the Bay Area.
PETA, f— yeah!!!!
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By Peter on Saturday, July 4th, 2009 at 1:11 pm.