Shayne Skov is interesting
He misses tackles, just to see how it feels.
His voice can stop a mountain lion in its tracks.
The hits he delivers register on the Richter scale, which he invented.
He can recite the dictionary in Pig Latin — backwards.
His coach hates to talk about freshman, but talks about him anyway, even calling him “special.”
He is more than happy to redshirt because it will allow him more time to fight world hunger — with his hands tied behind his back.
Stanford linebacker Shayne Skov is the most interesting man in the (college football) world. He doesn’t ever drink beer, because he’s not yet 21, but if he did, he would probably prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, our friends.
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By Scott on Thursday, August 27th, 2009 at 10:09 am.
Tags: Stanford Cardinal