JaMarcus Russell and the carb face debate
March 17th, 2010
The JaMarcus Russell weight watch 2010 is reaching frenzied heights thanks again to CSN. Kate Longworth tracked down JaMarcus yesterday and interviewed him in his car, thus furthering the debate over whether he is, actually, still in shape.
You might say Longworth and Greg Papa got into too much analysis about the weight of JaMarcus’ face, since that was his only body part showing during the interview. But we think they didn’t analyze enough. After all, Dr. Stephen Gullo (“the weight-loss guru of Wall Street,” who knew traders were so fat?) says the face is the first indicator of fatness.
If you’ve ever looked closely at a person who has put on a significant amount of weight or has binged on carbohydrates, his face often looks puffy and distended. This is what some of us who work in the field of weight management call the ‘carb face.’
Does JaMarcus still have his carb face, and thus, his carb body? We’ll analyze the geometric angles of his 2010 face vs. his 2009 face and get back to you on the next edition of JaMarcus Russell Weight Watch 2010.
Here’s the video:







